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I wrote last nights blog and everything but it didn’t upload. it still says it is in fact in the app I use. so annoying. can’t be arsed typing what I had as well. got day off tomorrow though so I’ll do a good one
Peace
One One Seven/Eight December 7, 2009
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Can’t believe I forgot to blog last night. I even started writing one earlier in the night and was gonna finish it on the bus, not sure how I forgot. I had a great story too. I’ll tell it now
I went to Tesco to get some wine. I was at Bonse’s. I took his keys with me, so I didn’t have to buzz in when I came back, I could just swipe in to the building. So off to Tesco I went, got the goodies, was walking back to Bonse’s with a bag in one hand and my phone in the other. Got to Bonse’s door and a man on a phone was just going in. “Awesome”, thought I, “I can pop in without having to get the keys out of my pocket.” But oh no, this man had other ideas. He pulled the door shut. “What an idiot”, thought I. So I got the keys out, managed to swipe in (it’s a big key ring, so was hard to get the fob to touch the sensor) and in I went. As I did, he was shutting the door to the reception/lift area. I was very confused by this, but quickly came up with a cunning plan. I saw him call the lift, so quick as a flash I ran up the stairs to put my devious plan into action. I ignored floor 1 as it’s offices on floor 1 and didn’t want people to see me. I quickly got to floor 2 and I got my revenge. I pressed the up call arrow for both lifts, so the lift he was in would have to stop on floor 2. He won’t be messing with me again
Last night was ace though, very Christmassy. Put up a tree, had some great mulled wine, listened to some Christmas song, didn’t know Ricky Martin had one, had way too much cheese and some awesome party snacks. Well annoying had to work today, otherwise I’d have had it large, was massively in the mood
Today, for dinner I had a massive slice of roast topside of beef, with some amazing roast potatoes and a great Yorkshire pudding. A massive bargain at £1.22. Loads of horseradish too. Well annoying though, had to rush cos was borrowing someone’s card so went to the meat bit that usually has the best meal, and then on my way to the till saw a great looking one. Chicken breasts in a Jamaican jerk sauce. Looked so amazing
Just watched Star Trek. Skipped through it a tiny bit, seen it before, but I do really like it. Quite looking forward to any others they do
Fawlty Towers time
Peace
One One Six December 5, 2009
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X Factor was alright. Missed the first two singers. Olly was shit, well, from what I heard in the shower. Joe was alright but just that, alright, nothing special. Stacey was amaaaaazing, in a way. She does look great though, sometimes
Apart from that, done not much today. Went to Morrisons, well fucking busy and full of morons. Played some 3 on 3 NHL. I am great at it. 4-1 down to Dan, won 5-4 and have only lost one game out of 6, 11 goals unanswered. Seriously great game
Fun day lined up tomorrow
Peace
One One Fiiiive December 4, 2009
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Pretty boring day. Went to bed super early last night, hoping to get a full nights sleep and then get up early and shower, but that plan got scuppered when some wanker texted me in the middled of the night and messed up my sleep patter. So got up at normalish time, tried a new way of getting to work, got there 30 minutes later than normal, so 5 minutes late, but set off at the same time I normally do. Won’t be doing that again. Work went slow but had a great panini and chips. Then went to a panto, was alright, then came back to mine and now gonna sleep and have a great lie in and then hopefully have a fun day tomorrow
Peace
One One Four December 3, 2009
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Typing this in work, forgot could do it there. Better than typing on my phone, and more time, so can update about more exciting stuff
The first thing. MY LUNCH
Went into the canteen today to be greeted by easily the best food line up I’ve seen in there. There was chicken in a spicy sauce with salami and cherry tomatoes and cheese. Or lamb tikka masala. Or honey and chilli glazed pork served on sweet potato mash. Or slow roasted leg of lamb covered in a rosemary and cranberry sauce or something, with Yorkshire puddings. So what did I go for? Deep fried sweet and sour quorn. So annoying, wasn’t even that nice, was spicier than it should be. Well, shouldn’t be at all, and wasn’t sweet. I’d only had a breakfast 2 hours before though, so wasn’t hungry at all. I’m such an idiot, think I’m gonna stop having breakfasts. My breakfast today was well nice though. Although very very annoying. I decided to man up and finally get cheese on toast as it looks incredible, really crispy and bubbly cheese. The guy in front of me got the last two slices. They also do it with bacon, but I’m fussy about my bacon. On my way out, there was a fresh new batch ready. ANNOYING
That was earlier. This is now. Off to bed, it’s cold. Too cold to shower, my toes hurt, so just off to sleep. Not even that tired, but my bed is nice and comfy, and hopefully I’ll be awake enough so a shower isn’t awful in the morning. That’s the plan anyway
More fawlty towers pleeeease
Peas
Everybody In The One One Three December 2, 2009
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Fun day. Got a desk at work and all set up and ready to go now. Had a good dinner, stuffed peppers, 98p. Fun night with Bonse and neighbours, playing fun games. Nice mulled wine. Great caramelised onions and bread. Good crisps. Scanned my documents. Briefly saw Murta. What else could a night possibly need
Getting up in a morning is awful, but once I’m out of the house I’m fine. Just wish I could remember that every morning when my alarm goes off
Fawlty Towers beckons
Peace
One One Two December 1, 2009
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1st December today. It was so cold this morning and loads of ice on all the cars. Only one month to go until the new year too, it seems to have gone so fast this year. Kinda looking forward to christmas, can see it being a bit boring though. It’ll be good to play loads of Wii family games with mum, pete and the twins though, and get drunk on loads of good alcohol. Really looking forward to buying a great bottle of whiskey/bourbon
Just had a shower. So fucking itchy. Seems to happen more when it’s really cold, and especially when I’m near the end of my soap
Paramore bonus DVD on the download, should be some great viewing
Bed
Peace
One One One November 30, 2009
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Bonse went to visit his friend, Elenor, in Hull this weekend and while there she told him what might be one of the best stories I have ever heard
Eleaor has a friend, Natalie, who lives in Northumberland (or something). It’s a little village and has loads of farms. Due to this, there are a number of “big strapping lads” around there. Natalie has a brother who has down’s syndrome. He’s really nice though and is fine walking around by himself. For example, if they go into town, his mum will let him make his own way home, and he’ll always be back in half an hour
One day this lad, we’ll call him John, and his mum were at the shops, which happen to be near a park. He asks if he can go to the park, so his mum says he can while she nips to the shops and she’ll see him back at the house in half an hour
Half an hour later, she returns home and she can hear him playing in the lounge. She goes in and sees he has scratches on his face
“What’s wrong John?”
“Nothing” (this story is much better with Bonse doing the voices). As he says this he starts smiling really happily to himself
“John, what happened? Did you get in a fight?”
Even bigger grin and “I caught a troll”
“Did you get in a fight? Or has a cat scratched you?”
“No, no, I caught a troll”
“John, where is the troll?”
“In the bathroom”
She asks him to show her and he leads her up the stairs. In front of the bathroom door there’s a wardrobe
“John, why is there a wardrobe in front of the door?”
“To keep the troll locked in”
She notices the bathroom is silent so is, quite obviously, shitting herself as she moves the wardrobe. She slowly opens the bathroom door to find a dwarf sat on the toilet, head in hands, crying her eyes out. Turns out he’d picked up this “troll” in the park and carried her all the way home
She’s not pressing charges
Peace
One Ten November 29, 2009
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Lloyd has finally gone on X Factor, he was so shit. This year has been pretty bad really, there’s been on stand out contestant so it’s really close and hard to call. I hope Stacey or Joe win, Olly and Danyl are shit. I also hope the rumours of the winner doing Don’t Stop Believing being true, it’s a great song
Tomorrow gotta get up so early. Gotta be at work for 8.30 so have to leave the house about 7.15 to get the 7.25 bus. In future I reckon I’ll risk getting a bus from outside my house to town, and then a bus from there, but don’t wanna risk it on my first day of 8.30 starts. Really hope I’m taking some calls
Bonse told me a great story earlier. I’ll write it out on the bus tomorrow and blog it tomorrow night. I laughed a lot though
Peace
One Oh Nine November 28, 2009
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Love Korean Chilli Rice Krispies. Well, they’re alright. Threw a pack of raisins at Jack, hilarious
Tonight watched X Factor. It was shit. Fuck off Danyl. You can’t sing so don’t murder x factor. The neighbours rock though. Drank muchos wine with them
Now watching a bit of breakfast at tiffany. It ain’t bad. Think that’s it. Gonna download some p-rock stuff tomorrow. It was such a good channel
Peace
